Reports say Chuck Norris was hospitalized in Hawaii after a medical emergency—but sources confirm the emergency has already apologized and is expected to make a full recovery.
The 86-year-old Walker, Texas Ranger legend just celebrated his birthday saying, “I don’t age. I level up. I’m 86 today.” Doctors are currently running tests to figure out what thought it could slow him down.
In related news, Hawaii remains on high alert—because when Chuck Norris goes down, it’s usually just to do pushups. 💪